The eyes of Patrick Herrmann

Wondering why you’d ever pick Borussia Mönchengladbach in the March Men-ness bracket?

I’ll give you one great reason. Two, actually.

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Are they blue or Gladbach green?
What’s behind that lovely sheen?
Matters not
Either way they’re hot
The eyes of Patrick Herrmann

Some might plead
It’s Christoph Kramer in the lead
Put those thoughts aside
They play on the same side
As the eyes of Patrick Herrmann

Take a look at that stare
But you best beware
You’ll feel quite flirty
Your mind may get quite dirty
Thinking of the eyes of Patrick Herrmann

But what of Ronaldo?” you cry
Or Alexis?” you sigh
They won’t think it’s a snub
So vote for the club
That includes the eyes of Patrick Herrmann

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