We need more players scoring from their butts, which is why Jermaine Beckford should stay where he is

Jermaine Beckford plays for Preston North End, where he’s trying to get them to the Championship. And he’s doing it from his butt.

The striker watched his shot travel 60 yards from his butt. And it was on his butt that he saw it find the back of the net.

Preston would go on to win the match, 3-0, which is important. It puts them into the promotion play-off final and has them one match away from the Championship. But that’s not especially good for Beckford, who has shown he’s an inadequate Premier League player, average Championship player and great League One player.

Maybe he should just stay in League One? We need more players scoring while on their butts.

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