France is screwing up and letting David Guetta create the official song of Euro 2016

Euro 2016 will be the biggest European Championships yet. The field has expanded to 24 teams, and UEFA picked the perfect country to host: France.

The tournament will take place in massive stadia like the Stade de France and new ones ones like the Stade des Lumieres, in magnificent cities like Paris and Zinedine Zidane’s hometown of Marseille. The month will be filled with wine and cheese. There won’t be a sad face in the entire country. France is perfect.

CRAP.

BAD, FRANCE. BAD, BAD, BAD, FRANCE.

Way to ruin the entire month. And the entire tournament. And the sport of soccer.

America gave the world Pitbull and slapped him on every sporting event known to man, including last summer’s World Cup, when he somehow qualified as a Brazilian voice. America gave sporting events the Black Eyed Peas. But no, America never did that.

This is the worst thing France could have done. Tournament ruiners. Why not just find their handy white flag and surrender the whole tournament?

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