Okay, so Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich went head to sweaty head this weekend, and regardless of the actual game play, there’s only one MVP: Dortmund defender Mats Hummels.
I mean not only did this guy win, like, the ACTUAL World Cup of sports, but he’d probably win the World Cup of faces.
Have you seen his pensive stare?
How about his devilish grin?
Yeah, those are winning faces, and there’s nothing like a winner to get things a little steamy.
I know that most of the time I’m over here drooling over these heavily tattooed specimens, but Mats stands out for actually not having any. Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that fine, unblemished expanse of his porcelain skin.
Look this guy is so hot, he even gets to date the 2013 so-called “Wag of the Year,” Cathy Fischer.
But still, look at that face. It’s the kind of face that inspires this kind of devotion. So much so, that besides our usual soccer sexiness expert (me), we consulted our own, in-house, ultra-specialist to discuss Hummels’ hotness. Check out the video for full double creeper trouble.