Let’s talk about Benny Feilhaber’s hyper mullet.
Against the Chicago Fire, the Sporting Kansas City midfielder was out there looking like he he had a luxury suite at a tractor pull.
I’d clown the man further, but his head was in the right place. Feilhaber left his hair’s fate to online voters who chose between three possible styles and made pledges to the Victory Project, which helps out young folks in Kansas City.
Personally, I think hair is overrated, and if Feilhaber really wants to prosper, he needs to shave it all off.